Be Brave.

I have 2 modes on tumblr.

Scrolling forever and finding nothing interesting on my dash.

Or reblogging everything in sight.

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Hysterical Blog!

When your mom asks you to hand her something and she’s standing right next to it.

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Hysterical Blog!

That awkward moment when you have to put up a fake smile to that bitch.

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1964: I want to hold your hand

2012: I wanna fuck you

yeeeeaaaahhh

portion control.

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